Art Deco sculpture fanfic
The Attorney General stood petrified as he watched Minnie Lou fondle her shiny aluminum breasts. Her nipples began to engorge as her fingers danced over them, making a crackling sound like a soda can being crushed. Suddenly there was another metallic groaning behind him, and he wheeled around to face the Majesty of Law. The statue's normally dour expression began to form a smile, and there was a prominent bulge forming under his loincloth.
"You still think Reno did this?" asked a reporter from the New York Times as the statue's loincloth parted to reveal a large aluminum erection. "Looks more like Bob Dole's work." [Anais Ninja, Law and Justice]
I'm sure we're asking the same question: Where do web-published writers of erotic political Deco fanfic fall in the Geek Hierarchy?