Squeeze, squeeze!

Sex advice for accordion players, via Alphabitch7.

Comments

[Vaughn Hopkins]

It's "sex advice from accordian players", not "sex advice for accordian players". Jeez, can't you see that there is an enormous, mind bending difference? By the way, the advice is all very good.

[alphabitch]

Accordion players are generally pretty authoratative on the subject, is my experience. Though clarinetists, oddly, are highly skilled as a rule also, esp. if they also play bass clarinet. Sax players, not so much. though I might need to collect some more data on that.

[Amanda Marcotte]

Musicians in general are hot--you can get pretty sounds out of the instrument with your hands and that speaks volumes. I would indulge in a pity party about my bad habit of falling for musicians, but actually, I managed to find one who's a keeper.

[alphabitch]

It's always worth waiting for the right one, and no more worthy of a pity party than any other subgroup of potential dates. My, um, extensive research into the subject is fairly conclusive: musicians -- yes. worth the risk. The successes outnumber and exceed in quality the failures. Everybody else: sometimes worth bothering. But then again, music is maybe way too important to me. Perhaps it's just that musicians are best for me.

[mudkitty]

As long as you can put up with the "code of the road" and the occasional case of crabs, musicians make great boyfriends. That said, musicians are people, just like everybody else except for one tiny little thing...you can take an ugly guy that no one would want to look at, strap a guitar on him, and the next thing you know he has to beat back the onslaight of the chicks. Why is that? I've never figured it out, but it's as true a law of nature as gravity.

What about female musicians? How 'bout I learn to play the accordian? Would anyone out there like to buy/give me an accordian? I promise I'll learn to play it.

[Amanda Marcotte]

Maybe it's just an Austin thing, but female musicians get just as much, if not more, play than male musicians. I went to a show last night with a really cute female singer and the guys flocking around the stage to crush on her were being so obvious that it was downright touching.

If you are a woman and you are looking for an instrument that will attract men to you who want to worship you and lick your feet, I suggest the drums. Gets 'em every time.

I'm ambivalent about the "code of the road". But, as a blogger, I cannot recommend the benefits of having a partner who has to spend lots of time at band practice and out of your hair so that you can get your writing done.

[Accordion Player]

FROM accordion players, for chrissakes!

[rob helpychalk]

I don't understand this thing about musical intruments making women sexy. I mean, I understand it with men, because you can look at guys like the Rolling Stones and say "no one would think they were sexy if they weren't in a band"

But it is also clear that all women in bands just are sexy. Automatically. I can't imagine them not being sexy.

For some reason this is especially true of women drummers. For some reason only sexy women are drawn to take up the drums, although sometimes you don't realize they are sexy until you find out they play the drums. Mudkitty, if you feel the urge to play the drums, I am confident that you are already sexy.

[alphabitch]

I've been considering taking up the drums just to see if it will make my arms look as great as those girl drummers I keep seeing lately. Totally hot, in my opinion. Years at the gym have so far failed to help me out in this. Of course, maybe if I were 24...

[Amanda Marcotte]

A female bass player I know suggests that men love female drummers because the stance of a drummer--legs spread, sweating--puts men in mind of something else......

[cv]

Female drummers are so hot because (if they're good drummers) they can do two very different things at once with their hands while simultaneously doing two other things with their feet.

[mudkitty]

Gee whiz, I'm really a mandolin player...but I love percussion. That's what I love about piano and accordian, they're both percussive and orchestral...

As for guys who dig chick musicians...out in these here parts we call 'em "GBGs"..."Girl Band Geeks."

But yeah, female drummers are HOTTTTT! More please.