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November 20, 2005

What is Baby Luv?

2879511kinkajoucornelius_1It has been widely reported that socialite Paris Hilton was attacked by her pet monkey, Baby Luv, as she shopped for bras at Agent Provocateur. Primate lovers reacted with curiosity and elation. Baby Luv's species became a topic of intense speculation. News reports described Baby Luv as part racoon, part monkey. Knowledgeable primate media watchers assumed the gossip collumnists were describing a lemur, or perhaps a galago. But it turnst out that Baby Luv isn't a monkey after all, he's a kinkajou, a racoonlike creature native to South America.
>Does anyone have any footage of Paris with her kinkajou? I want to post it at Crooks and Liars?

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Paris looks odd in this picture. where is the kinkajou?

google news don't have mov. only pics. (wow, this thing is pretty big. pro'ly has bigger brain than the owner)

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/11162005_22_parismonkey.shtml

Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter, disagrees. "Kinkajous are nocturnal, like Hilton," he told the LA Times. "Baby Luv was probably cranky at being deprived of her daily sleep."

This is BAD news.

http://www.blue-n-gold.com/halfdan/osito.htm

Because kinkajous are on the threatened species lists, because there are so few of them available, because they are not prolific breeders, and therefore are often hard to find, there is a large demand for a small supply of kinkajous. Consequently, you often need to try to locate several breeders first, then add yourself to their waiting lists, while you are researching kinkajous and saving up your money - as kinkajous can often cost from $1800-$2900 each, IF you can find one for sale.

Oh that's just great. Now Paris Hilton is bringing an endangered species along on her shopping trips, no doubt starting another dubious and dangerous trend. Isn't there some law against keeping endangered species as pets? If not, there should be. Not that it would matter in this case; since when did anyone call Paris on her bullshit?

Heh. Just read the article in The Chicago Tribune. Seems someone is calling bullshit.

Why can't Ms. Hilton be on an endangered species list instead?

Isn't there some law against keeping endangered species as pets?

Yes, there is; but I hold out little hope that Ms Hilton will be charged under it. I do have some hope that she will be forced to surrender the animal to a licenced captive breeding facility.

Why can't Ms. Hilton be on an endangered species list instead?

Why...how many of her are there?

It'll probably surface in an underground bootleg vhs copy of her foray aptly titled Kinky Baby de jous luv in Paris goes awry.

Kinkajous are very cute, but they're nocturnal, so they're up all night while you're trying to sleep, and they can't really be housebroken (they sometimes do establish habits and go the same place regularly, though).

Then again, who knows? I'm not sure Paris is diurnal or housebroken either.

John: do we really want her breeding with anybody?

Of course, as species analogies hold, these two are a wonderful example of liberal and conservative ideas of which should be protected.

People still routinely call apes "monkeys," so I don't see why kinkajous should get special treatment.

We're only just learning to not calls whales "fish."

We're only just learning to not calls whales "fish."
Posted by: Grumpy | November 21, 2005 at 12:00 PM

should be called 'gigantic swimming hairless monkey thingie'.

Paris Hilton owns a bra? Come on now........

Paris Hilton owns a bra? Come on now........
That's why she was shopping for one ...

Julian, I actually laughed out loud at that...

As a ferret owner who just sent his exotic animal to the zoo specialists in Grand Rapids Michigan and payed over 1000 bucks for special treatement. Vets gave him a mis diagnosis of Lymphoma in Ludington, Michigan. Let the Chick Have her Freakin Monkey.. Geesus

the kinkajou is NOT a monkey.
it is most closely related to the raccoon.

omg she is sooo dumb to bring that thing in public she paid so much for it and what if someone stole it! looks like she needs to do some research on baby luv ! should of before she bought the stupid thing!

poor monkey has to put up with her!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont know how it survives!poor poor monkey! ps. r.i.p michael jackson!!!!!!!!!!all fans will miss u

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