Most effective abstinence-only product
Feministing points to a remarkable catalogue of abstinence-promoting products.
It's a real trove. But this item really stands out, because, unlike the other putatively abstinence-promoting merchandise, this temporary tattoo might actually achieve its stated purpose.

Hey, even Lindsey did a double-post!
Posted by: 1984 Was Not a Shopping List | December 21, 2005 at 01:45 AM
If they were really committed, that tatto would be permanent.
Then, on the wedding night, their prospective spouse would remove it with a special "lil' Helpmeet&trade" narrow beam laser removal kit.
Sure, it might sting a bit, but they could always just lay there and meditate on the sufferings of our lord...
Posted by: justathought | December 21, 2005 at 04:09 AM
It reminds me of Homer Simpson's hand stamp. Yes, I can see how this would work well.
Posted by: Njorl | December 21, 2005 at 10:15 AM
Um, I guess I'm stupid, but where exactly is this supposed to go? (Not that I can't think of several possibilities -- are you supposed to cover all of them?)
Posted by: Invigilator | December 21, 2005 at 11:01 AM
It all depends on how badly you want to be with Our Lord in Eternity.
Posted by: Lindsay Beyerstein | December 21, 2005 at 12:28 PM
Had a laugh when I switched from this page to msn.com, which had a headline today: "Canada OKs Group Sex"
Posted by: 1984 Was Not a Shopping List | December 21, 2005 at 03:27 PM
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Posted by: buckfush | January 17, 2006 at 01:51 PM
Interesting. I wonder if many young men would care that a girl had a committed tattoo. Many of them might not even know what it means.
Perhaps one that said, "Stay away creep" or "I have herpes" would be more effective.
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