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Sure signs that we are living in the End Times:
Name the Fourth Horseman.
Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein at 03:59:08 PM
in Sunday Sermonette
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I shoulda known better than to click on the Paris Hilton link -- there was a picture of her trying to look, I guess, sexy.
What do people see in Paris Hilton? I don't get it ...
July 16, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Jerry Falwell, assigned to tote Pamela's camera bags, microphones, make-up bag, etc., toodling around South Lebanon -
July 16, 2006 at 04:46 PM
Next, Jeff Goldstein denounces insecurity-fed violent sexual fantasies.
July 16, 2006 at 06:03 PM
The fourth horseman must be my posting about horserace politics, no pun intended.
Alon Levy |
July 16, 2006 at 06:04 PM
July 16, 2006 at 06:23 PM
Ned Block called my friend Ronnie a "good rapper" recently. Does Ned Block assessing rhymesmanship count?
July 16, 2006 at 06:53 PM
Tom Delay running and winning his old seat back? (Though apparently he'd just resign on day one so Perry could appoint someone, if he's forced to go through with it.)
July 16, 2006 at 06:57 PM
The Fourth Horseman: Joe Lieberman.
Oh, wait. He's only a horse's ass.
July 16, 2006 at 07:08 PM
Wow. If Paris Hilton pledged that publicly, I guess that's that then. No way somebody like Paris Hilton is risking the public scorn she'd face for breaking a vow of chastity.
July 16, 2006 at 07:10 PM
Cubs win World Series.
Dr. Free-Ride |
July 16, 2006 at 07:43 PM
Saddam hussein to star in an autobiographical musical in the west end?
no wait, Ken Lay snuff porn, it's ken lay snuff porn isn't it!?
R. Mildred |
July 16, 2006 at 08:11 PM
Uh oh. Likening KL to MLK might have ushered in the End Times.
Not that the folks responsible will care. They'v all got corporate box seats for Armageddon, paid for with Lucifer's Black AmEx card.
Lindsay Beyerstein |
July 16, 2006 at 08:24 PM
Andrew Sullivan announces his unilateral withdrawal from the Bad Music Video Test Ban Treaty
Alan Bostick |
July 16, 2006 at 09:28 PM
#3 -- I only recently discovered Pamela through her ridiculous video posts. She's like a parody of a conservative, or a teenager who's a long ways from growing up. Her Israel excursion will be precious.
Ryan Walters |
July 17, 2006 at 12:26 AM
Angelina Jolie and her dad, John Voight, kiss and make up.
The Countess |
July 17, 2006 at 07:06 AM
Hey! Mr. T. isn't a horseman! Mr. T. has a heart of gold. Maybe Mr. T. looks scary and different to you, but can't we learn something from that? Like maybe how we shouldn't judge a book by its cover? And also, drugs are bad and reading is fundamental. Stay in school. Maybe you see Clubber Lang when you look at Mr. T., but I see Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus. He's tough, but tender. And also, you have to trick him to get him aboard an airplane, which means he's also vulnerable. I don't know any freaky ontological category that could possibly contain Pamela from Atlas Shrugged, Paris Hilton and Mr. T., so I think we have a major misfile.
Chris Packham |
July 17, 2006 at 08:34 AM
I find it somewhat amusing to see that the 3 most popular outgoing links at the moment are the three in this post, exactly in the order you posted them...
Martin Wisse |
July 17, 2006 at 09:38 AM
STOCKTON, California (AP) -- Former "Saturday Night Live" cast member Rob Schneider was taken to a Northern California hospital after collapsing from food poisoning and heat exhaustion during the filming of an upcoming movie.........
Schneider, who recently starred in "The Benchwarmers" and "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo," is directing the new movie in which he plays Big Stan, a con man locked up on fraud charges who learns kung fu to defend himself against other inmates.
Nuff said!? The end is near.........!!
steve duncan |
July 17, 2006 at 11:32 AM
BTW -- what's the deal with the quotation about Jews being canaries in the mineshaft?
Actually, if you look at the history of, e.g., Nazi Germany, the proverbial canaries in the mineshaft are the homosexuals ... "they" usually come for the gays before they come for the Jews (cf. Niemoller).
July 17, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Angelina Jolie and her dad, John Voight, tongue-kiss and make up.
Jersey Nick |
July 17, 2006 at 03:11 PM
DAS, Niemöller didn't mention gays; he only mentioned communists, socialists, and unions.
Alon Levy |
July 17, 2006 at 05:25 PM
The Onion is selling to Viacom.
July 17, 2006 at 05:34 PM
The Fourth is this:
The General is kitten-blogging
July 18, 2006 at 04:24 PM
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