Evangelical leader says he bought meth he didn't use from a prostitute he didn't fuck
Pastor Ted Haggard of Colorado Springs had to go all the way to Denver to buy meth from a male prostitute he wasn't having sex with:
Talking to reporters outside his house Friday, Haggard denied the sex allegations but said that he did buy meth from the man because he was curious.
"I bought it for myself but never used it," he said. "I was tempted, but I never used it." [ABC]
Sounds totally plausible.
The effects of meth and the Holy Spirit are easily confused--although, normally you don't have to call the Holy Spirit on your cell phone to arrange a delivery after the revival.