Bush appointee: Promiscuous sex is mind-blowing!

In his ongoing quest to break the government, George Bush tapped Dr. Eric Keroack to oversee Title X funding--the only federal program devoted entirely to family planning and reproductive health.

Dr. Keroack told an abstinence leadership conference that sex causes brain damage. Seriously.

According to Dr. K's CracKpot Theory, "positive social interaction" causes the brain to release oxytocin, which enables you to fall in love. But be careful--sex with too many people is literally mind-blowing because you use up all your oxytocin. Then you can never really love anyone.

Comments

[Pennant]

Apparently Dr. Keroack has extensive experience counselling with pregnant teenagers. It would appear he is trying to ensure expansion of his organization's services by increasing the supply of pregnant teenagers. Personally, I think that's a conflict of interest.

[ajay]

- Eric... um.... When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

- Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of oxytocin.
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the oxytocin. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my oxytocin.

[MARY]

Please find me a nice man to marry so I will be fullfilled. I question a government that wnts to be in charge of my body! Sick!

[abandon]

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. I just don't have much to say right now, but so it goes. I've basically been doing nothing to speak of, but shrug. Today was a loss. I don't care. That's how it is.